Tuesday, October 12, 2010

I hate budweiser

Yes, I do hate budweiser. As a homebrewer and a supporter of the little guy, I hate budweiser.

Some reasons why I hate budweiser:
-Shit is made with rice
-Shit looks like piss, actually lighter in color then some of my piss at times
-Shit is not owned by Americans, though claimed to be the "Great American Beer" (own by Belgiums.)
-Budweiser select is the only beer I've actually sent back. I got it for free at a work event and even in the inebriated state I was in I could not drink it.

Some stats on Anheuser-Bush InBev (owners of Budweiser):
-25% global market share
-50.9% US market share
-Spends retard amounts of money on marketing
-Name is ripped off from my people.. Budvar is the true Budweiser. Yet another German ripping off beer from the Czechs.

If you also dislike Anheuser-Bush InBev products here's a list to avoid:
* Stella Artois
* Beck's
* Budweiser
* Quilmes
* Brahma
* Labatt
* Alexander Keith's
* Bass
* Natural Ice
* Busch
* Guaraná Antarctica
* Rolling Rock
* Jupiler
* Hasseröder
* Harbin Brewery
* Leffe
* Hoegaarden
* Hertog Jan
* Dommelsch
* Oranjeboom
* Staropramen
* Michelob
* Spaten, Franziskaner
* Löwenbräu
* Kokanee
* Tinkoff
* BagBier
* Клинское
* Сибирская корона
* Толстяк
* Премьер
* Рифей
* Жигулёвское
* O'Doul's
The company also owns distribution rights to the Bacardi and Monster Energy brands. Additionally, the company owns a 50 percent share in Grupo Modelo, Mexico's leading brewer and owner of the global Corona brand.

Boston Brewing Company, brewer of Sam Adams, is currently the largest brewery that is American owned. They also make non-shit beer.

5 comments:

  1. I am definitely staying away from Клинское shit from now on.

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  2. Beer Adjuncts are not evil! I have made a number of beers with Rice(flaked, syrup, powder). They are always crowd pleasures.

    You are a Dork!

    Drocnoc - From MNSubaru

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  3. Luckily, all the beers on that list I have tried, I've disliked anyways. Always found their beer to taste like shit.

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  4. Bass is about the only one I'll stomach if there's nothing else...but I feel dirty drinking it. :-/

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