So check back later for my tasting review on Czech Yourself and hear about my new beer dedicated to my wife. So for now kick back and get ready for a fun read, much better then any of the shit I write.
Prost!
Ryan
People love talking about their favorite brewery. Back in my undergrad days (yes, pretentious graduate students and people with advanced degrees refer to the drunken stooper between the ages of 18-22 as “undergrad days”) you could almost split up my buddies by whether they were Lewis and Clark Brewery guys, or Blackfoot Brewery hombres. And basically everybody choose their favorite off of a single beer at each brewery! This is, frankly, insane. I don’t know how many different styles of beer are available at a given time from a respectable, small to middle size craft brewery, but it is never one. For those of you statistically inclined, a sample size of one has just about as much importance in the scientific community as, well, what the Pope says about anything scientific (Hey-oh!).
This preamble leads me to my first (of hopefully many) organizational rankings for a brewery. As a baseball fanatic, all winter I get my baseball pr0n via the rankings of the prospects within a given organization. Basically, if you have one amazing prospect that could be an all-star, that is great. But if the rest of your minor league system is complete field fertilizer, then the team’s future looks bleak. I want to look at breweries as more of a total organization. Yeah, they may have a fantastic Oktoberfest, but if that stuff is only available for 8 weeks out of the year, and their yearly lineup is disappointing, then no one should rub up the balls of that place. On the other hand, if 4 out of 5 of your brews are 3-5 BAR, then you have something special going on.
A note on BAR: this acronym coined by the baseball nerd/beer enthusiast community is a spoof on the baseball stat of WAR: wins above replacement. BAR is Beers Above Replacement. How I use/apply it is by asking after drinking a beer “how many replacement-level beers would I give up on an average day for one of these beers.” My personal replacement level is defined as beers like Miller Lite, Miller High Life, PBR, Coors Light, etc. Beers can be below replacement and have a negative BAR. I’m going to go ahead and project that the STRAW-ber-RITA from Bud would be a -3 or -4 BAR. A decent microbrew will run 2-3 BAR (league average), an excellent one will be closer to the 4-5 BAR range (can be an all-star if the mood is right), and a beer I’d go out of my way for tends to run in the 6 BAR range (hall of fame beer, rarified air, second coming of Jesus, first kiss with a gymnast who wants to show you just how flexible she really is as soon as you figure out how to undo her bra). There is soon going to be a website dedicated to this sort of in-depth analysis of beers called beergraphs.com. They were supposed to go live around April 1st, but they have 80 level slack.
Ok, on to the organizational ranking for a relative newcomer to the Wisconsin craft brew scene (or at least to what is available at a quality grocer in Wisconsin): Three Sheeps Brewery, from Sheboygan WI. (3sheepsbrewing.com) They have four year-round brews that are available in bottles (still hard to find taps of all four, so I’m basing all these rankings off of bottles).
4. Rebel Kent The First Amber Ale, 5.0 % abv. 13 IBU 2.5 BAR
This preamble leads me to my first (of hopefully many) organizational rankings for a brewery. As a baseball fanatic, all winter I get my baseball pr0n via the rankings of the prospects within a given organization. Basically, if you have one amazing prospect that could be an all-star, that is great. But if the rest of your minor league system is complete field fertilizer, then the team’s future looks bleak. I want to look at breweries as more of a total organization. Yeah, they may have a fantastic Oktoberfest, but if that stuff is only available for 8 weeks out of the year, and their yearly lineup is disappointing, then no one should rub up the balls of that place. On the other hand, if 4 out of 5 of your brews are 3-5 BAR, then you have something special going on.
A note on BAR: this acronym coined by the baseball nerd/beer enthusiast community is a spoof on the baseball stat of WAR: wins above replacement. BAR is Beers Above Replacement. How I use/apply it is by asking after drinking a beer “how many replacement-level beers would I give up on an average day for one of these beers.” My personal replacement level is defined as beers like Miller Lite, Miller High Life, PBR, Coors Light, etc. Beers can be below replacement and have a negative BAR. I’m going to go ahead and project that the STRAW-ber-RITA from Bud would be a -3 or -4 BAR. A decent microbrew will run 2-3 BAR (league average), an excellent one will be closer to the 4-5 BAR range (can be an all-star if the mood is right), and a beer I’d go out of my way for tends to run in the 6 BAR range (hall of fame beer, rarified air, second coming of Jesus, first kiss with a gymnast who wants to show you just how flexible she really is as soon as you figure out how to undo her bra). There is soon going to be a website dedicated to this sort of in-depth analysis of beers called beergraphs.com. They were supposed to go live around April 1st, but they have 80 level slack.
Ok, on to the organizational ranking for a relative newcomer to the Wisconsin craft brew scene (or at least to what is available at a quality grocer in Wisconsin): Three Sheeps Brewery, from Sheboygan WI. (3sheepsbrewing.com) They have four year-round brews that are available in bottles (still hard to find taps of all four, so I’m basing all these rankings off of bottles).
4. Rebel Kent The First Amber Ale, 5.0 % abv. 13 IBU 2.5 BAR
I am a total whore for ambers. This particular amber has a good malt profile. It rocks some rye malt (which is an underplayed cereal in the beer world for my money) and certainly fits entry-level expectations for an amber. It is not the sort of amber that works as a gateway-beer for the IPA world (as the old Lewis and Clark Amber Ale was, among others) but the hops play up just enough to balance out the sweetness. It is a good beer, and I could see some love for it. It drinks very easily and the flavor change that comes with the beer warming up does work to its advantage. But its brothers and sisters over shadow it, big time. It is like the petroleum engineer in a family of chemistry Ph.Ds. Really smart, but still the dumb kid at family get-togethers. (Ryan's side note: Cousin Mike's brother Cole is a petroleum engineer. Mike's a Chemistry Ph.D student. Both of them are way smarter than me, but this is some "brotherly love" bashing going on. Cole feel free to write a "dis" to Mike which you review some beers and I'll be sure to post it online
3. Cirque du Wit, Witbier 4.2 % abv. 12 IBU 4 BAR
3. Cirque du Wit, Witbier 4.2 % abv. 12 IBU 4 BAR
Honestly, the fact that this beer is only the 3rd best offering at this place says something. This would be a no-doubter #1 brew at conservatively 60-70% of breweries that I have tried beers from. This is a solid wheat session beer.
It starts out on your palate by convincing you it is going to be insultingly sweet, and going to flip you off with a terrible after taste or wild yeast flavor. About the point where you are going to bail on the beer, it morphs on your tongue. Then, ever-so delicately, the hop flavor saves the day and puts the sweet wheat taste in the appropriate context. And not to be out done, the beer finishes with perfect grace. After the first sip, the “insultingly sweet” opening turns into the bell to your Pavolov’s dogs of beer taste buds; more of a harbinger of awesome things to come then the red flag of the first time. This is an ultimate summer session beer. It is a high-wire act that looks at every moment to fail, but ends to the giddy delight of the captivated audience. It begs to be taken to the lake for a lazy day. Perhaps a touch of lime al a Mexican beers may work well with this little fella.
2. Really Cool Waterslides, IPA 6.20 % abv, 60 IBU, 4 BAR
I’m generally harsh on pale ales, and the India variety in particular. This one does well to beat my biases. It certainly has the bitterness associated with IPAs, but it does something with it. The hop profile adds to the taste. Too many brewers are loading up with as many hops as they can get just for the sake of being hoppy. The beer has an excellent malt body, and in contrast to many IPAs, there is a sweet note that plays throughout. Most of the time I have to take my pale ales in moderation. But if it were not for my decreasing ability to find the refrigerator after having a few of these, I’m pretty sure I could dust off an entire 6 pack without much difficulty. Which says a lot for a guy who was IPA free for about three years.
1.Baad Boy, Black Wheat Ale, 5.50 % abv, 13 IBU, 6.5 BAR
This just may be the best beer I have ever had. I have been searching my memory banks since I’ve tried this, and I can only think of a few seasonal beers that might come close. So, first of all, it is a black wheat. A motherfuckin’ honest to god black wheat. I don’t know if any of the readers have ran into many of these beautiful gifts from the Bacchus, but I’m pretty sure I haven’t. I love complex flavored foods and beverages, and this beer does sexually explicit things to my taste buds. I feel violated in the most wonderful way. It has all of the dark chocolate tastes that are expected of a brown ale. It has a subtle, yet important mix of hops to bitter down the symphony of malt flavor while finishing smooth and elegant like one would expect from a wheat beer. I’m not one to judge beers on how they look, but the pitch-black abyss of this beer adds to its mystique. Though it is very dark, and has a strongly flavored body, it is very drinkable. The closest beer to perfection I have found in a long time. I am so happy it is a year-round beer that is finding room on the taps around Madison.
Final Thoughts: This is a fantastic opening lineup for an up-and-coming brewery in Wisconsin. The amber entry may be pedestrian, but the other three options are standouts in an increasingly crowded microbrew scene. There is a certain innovative and risk-taking character to these beers that sets this brewery apart from the many others that seem to be trying to imitate, however successfully, the taste and styles of other beers. For those of you in Minnesota, the trip to Hudson, WI to try this beer may just be worth it.
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PROST!
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PROST!
Mike